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The Strangest Tax Deductions

February 19th, 2014 by Ed Bannen

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I wouldn’t recommend any of them on this list, but they make for a good laugh. The other day I was preparing to file my taxes; as an auditor, this may be shocking to some but tax returns are not up there with enjoyable things in my life. Anyways, I was looking through some things from this past year and trying to find anything that I missed and could deduct. I saw this article about the strangest tax deductions and thought I may have found a gold mine (until I actually read the list). Check out the list below for people’s attempted deductions: (list and comments provided by Minnesota Society of CPAs)

1. A fur coat worn to promote a cleaning business

“As one tax filer learned, you’ll never outfox the IRS. And we can’t help but wonder, what would the fox say?”

2. A wedding ring

“A diamond is forever, and so is a taxpayer’s inability to deduct the cost of a wedding ring.”

3. 101 dog deductions

“Expenses for dogs, dogs as guard dogs, a small dog as a “burglar alarm,” dog adoption costs, and even a dog as a dependent. CPAs heard it all this year. That’s 101 “uh-uhs” from CPAs and the IRS.

4. An ATV as a medical deduction for stress relief

“No doubt, it’s fun to go out and let ‘er rip on the trails. But, the CPA and the IRS weren’t buying the ATV as a medical deduction in this case.”

5. Placing a business sign on a personal automobile and writing off the car as an advertising expense

“The CPA had to put this message in bright lights: “Not deductible. “

6. A family vacation

“Ahh, the crystal-clear emerald water, the exquisite sand beaches, the cool ocean breeze. We hope the family enjoyed the vacation more than the tax filer enjoyed hearing the news that it wasn’t deductible.”

7. A $1 million dollar deduction for a contribution of land without an appraisal

“Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but this generous donor learned the hard way that property value is not.”

8. Infant “employee”

“Sure, you can bring your children into the family business and count them as employees. But, as one business owner discovered, children who can’t yet walk or talk rarely qualify. Plus, they want everything handed to them.”

9. A large charitable deduction for a gift not given

“One taxpayer thought that everyone could deduct a certain percentage of their income as a charitable deduction. Good news: They can! Bad news: They need to actually make the donation.”

10. School lunches as a business expense

“As one business owner learned, unless her child is closing business deals with other first-graders at the school, these lunches aren’t deductible.”

11. Claiming a home theater as “video conferencing equipment”

“As soon as a CPA got her hands on this taxpayer’s return, that proposed deduction was “Gone with the Wind.”

12. Botox and tanning

“One poor filer couldn’t even furrow her brow upon learning that these expenses weren’t deductible.”

For all of you tax accountants out there, I would love to know if you have heard more interesting requests than the ones on this list.


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